Where is everyone
T-shirt
$49.00
No bugs
'pls build it fast / make no mistakes / no bugs', the three-line prayer muttered to the model before hitting enter. Hope dressed up as a spec: no constraints, no trade-offs, just vibes.
Colour Faded Black
SKU: the-no-bugs
Select options$49.00
README.md
'pls build it fast / make no mistakes / no bugs', the three-line prayer muttered to the model before hitting enter. Hope dressed up as a spec: no constraints, no trade-offs, just vibes.
specs.json
specs.json
- "material"
- "100% cotton"
- "weight"
- "240 g/m²"
- "fit"
- "Unisex heavyweight crewneck, garment-dyed"
- "print"
- "Front print"
- "delivery"
- "Ships in 2-5 business days + transit"
- "care"
- "Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry or iron the print. Line dry in shade."
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Three lines, and not a single doubt among them: build it fast, make no mistakes, no bugs. It reads less like a spec than a wish posted into a slot machine, every hard part quietly left as an exercise for the model. We have outsourced the typing, then the thinking, and still manage to look betrayed when the bugs show up on schedule. "No bugs" was right there in the prompt, after all.
Colour Faded Black
Size
bt stage the-no-bugs --colour black
Free shipping over $50.0014-day returns
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Which size should I pick?
Start from your usual size; between sizes, size down for a closer fit. Exact measurements are in the size guide above.
When will it arrive?
Allow 2–5 business days for your order to ship, plus carrier transit time. You will receive tracking by email once your order ships.
What does delivery cost?
Free on orders over $50.00. Below that, the rate for your country is shown at checkout.
Can I return it?
Yes. 14 days from delivery, no reason needed, and anything that arrives faulty is replaced. Full terms on the Returns page.
What is it made of?
100% cotton, 240 g/m². Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry or iron the print. Line dry in shade.
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